THE ULTIMATE ROCK FUNCTIONS BAND AND 80'S ROCK TRIBUTE ACT, AVAILABLE FOR WEDDINGS, PARTIES, CORPORATE EVENTS
LONDON, SURREY, KENT, SUSSEX, ESSEX & EVERYWHERE ELSE ACROSS THE UK AND BEYOND
There's no i in TEAM and there isn't one in Permageddon either. And luckily for us, we have a great TEAM!
Our musicians are in high demand - but that shouldn't stop the rock! Therefore, we ensure that we can do as many gigs as possible without any drop in standards. So allow us to present our highly trained team of awesome rockers!
You are also lucky that they're all incredibly good looking, so you wont be disappointed with whoever turns up!
You can expect to find 5 of these awesome rockers at your gig.
The boys call her 'mum' but I wouldn't recommend you try it!
She has won awards for pouting and her hair flick is infamous. Some say she's a crazy cat lady - but who doesn't love a pet leopard? Especially when you can coordinate your style with it.
She also delivers a mean roar!
This man has legendary status. We're all secretly jealous of it! You will be too when you see him play. Off-the-charts charisma and some serious skills to boot. And speaking of boots - they light up any dance floor. Just wait and see!
The chameleon...he changes his hair more than a Kardashian. Luckily for us that's where the comparisons end.
His fingers are so fast they'd make any woman weak...
but grooms, do not worry ...we take away his coffee before wedding gigs.
He works the camera almost as well as he works the drums and he doesn't even know he's doing it. He does however know he's working the drums, which is really good for us. Epic fills and a sparkly pink kit to boot. What's not to love?!
We call him Bones cos he plays a mean trombone... but sadly there's not much call for that in 80s rock. Happily he also plays keys and is a master at them too. When it comes to recreating the bagpipes (which apparently there is a call for in 80s rock) he delivers every time!
He loves drums more than he loves NY but they haven't put that on a t-shirt yet.
Like his mate Gab, he also comes in colour and brings a massive gong to every show (maybe 2...we haven't properly checked the size of the 2nd!)
Shhh...don't tell anyone, but we actually think this man is a magician. The sounds that come out of his keyboard are not of this world and stun us to silence (well... not really, cos that would make for a rubbish band - but he is good). Please don't book him for your kids party, though. We need him!
Jules by name, jewel by nature. Like Boots she also likes cats and looks great in their suits.
A mix of sexy, sultry, witty and girly, she literally couldn't be more of the whole package.
When she sings, she shows you her real power!
Look at that face. Just look at it! And he plays bass, like a badass. No one wears a bandana like him and no one ever will.
If Gab is the Rambo of Permageddon, then he's the John McClane!
This exotic powerhouse has twang, style and sex-appeal in any outfit, decade or hair-colour (of which there has been many)...but she was basically born to permanently
reside in the 80s. Infact we have to hire a Delorian just to get her to the gigs..truthsies.
At least she'll be there on time...or will she?!! #outatime
Those eyes...that chiselled jaw... the perfect Blue Steel...we know, we know, you want him at your gig. But he's a busy man and can't always be pinned down. But I tell you what - if we bring him to your gig to play drums, you better buy that lottery ticket.
(Permageddon reserves the right to 20% of any lottery earnings as a result of Chris bringing you good fortune!)
This enterprising lady owns shares in eye-liner... and who wouldn't? What would 80s rock be without eye-liner?
Undefined...that's what it would be!
Thank the gods of rock for people like Tasch!
Happily for us she can belt out like a banshee whilst wearing her eye-liner... which means she looks and sounds awesome. Which is why you want Tasch in your life!
Do not be fooled by this man's sense of fun (which, by the way, we love)...he is serious when it comes to rock and you should see his rock-face!! ...His eyebrows come down a bit, and his eyes squint a little more...
(other than that you're almost there!)
Sometimes Dan looks angry when he plays the guitar, sometimes he looks happy, sometimes his battle cry can be heard as far as the Fortresses of Fire, where he's actually from, plucked from the arms of dragons. He delivers a strong performance every-time... strong like metal...and rock...and stuff.